Tuesday, 14 November 2017

Friday, 10 November 2017

Escalation (2/2)

My, my... does seem like it would've been easier to just cut those heels off! 😅 But, y'know, suspension of disbelief and all.

Thursday, 9 November 2017

Locked In (1/2)

Oh, Jason... can't you just grab a pair of scissors? They don't look that secure to me! 😂

Part two tomorrow.

Wednesday, 8 November 2017

Mutual Discovery

So after a couple of unwilling ones about hypnosis, how's this for a change of pace? I enjoyed this one - thought it would be cool to tell it from the wife's perspective!

Tuesday, 7 November 2017

No way back (3/3)

I've actually re-used an old image for this one - it just seemed to fit perfectly as a conclusion to this series. The original cap I did is here - going back all the way to 2010! Which do you prefer?

Sunday, 5 November 2017

Hypnotic Heels (1/3)

Here goes... expect part two tomorrow!

I'm back!

Wow, looong hiatus. It's only been four years!

I honestly never thought I'd return to this, but I recently revisited the blog to remove some images (the person who originally sent them to me had a change of heart) and I dunno... seeing the old place seems to have re-ignited the creative spark.

I can't promise anything regular - I'm more busy now than I ever was before. But I've just bashed out 5 captions in one evening so who knows!

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Package for Emily (for Eric)

This is a request I did a while ago that I just found sitting on my computer ready to post. Sorry I've been so inactive lately... life's been very hectic for me lately. I'm still here though, and I'll hopefully make more of an effort to get the occasional caption out in the build-up to christmas!

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Slimming Bracelets

I'm back! Not sure how regularly I'll be able to post but here's a new caption for you all. I'm sure this would be a VERY popular weight loss program...

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Another absence...


I've had a couple of e-mails recently asking me if I'm still captioning so I thought I'd write a quick message to let you all know that I'm still here. I've had a hectic few months (again) which is why there have been no updates for a while. I'll hopefully start posting captions again at some point in July, including some requests as well as regular captions too. This place'll be pretty quiet until then so I guess I'll see you back here in July!