Saturday 29 December 2012

Wednesday 26 December 2012

Fancy Dress (Guest cap)


This one was sent in to me by Alice C - thanks! I've added a short bit at the side regarding guest captions and requests, so if you've got ideas feel free to contact me :)

Tuesday 25 December 2012

Corruption at Christmas


One final treat as the day draws to a close... here's something a little more raunchy than normal for you to sink your teeth into. Hope you've enjoyed the captions and all had a wonderful christmas! :)

Christmas Wish


Here's a third caption for Christmas Day, and there's one still to come! Merry Christmas everyone!

Carol Singer


Being Herself


Merry Christmas everyone! I've gone on a bit of a festive spree and written a bunch of captions for you which I'll post throughout the day. Here's a sentimental one to start us off... here's hoping each and every one of you can be accepted for who you are this Christmas!

Sunday 23 December 2012

Upset? (Guest cap)


Hey all! This is another caption that I agreed to proofread and post on behalf of someone else. I'd be happy to do this for anyone else too - in fact I'm considering opening up a 'guest' section (like the sections for short, long, serial etc) to showcase work sent to me by others. If there's anyone who'd be interested please let me know in the comments, or e-mail me (emilyisonfire@gmail.com) any captions you've written!

Also note that whilst these two are anonymous, I'd have no problem giving named credit if you want it! :)

Old Habits


Friday 21 December 2012

Locked Out


Well I think my request has run it's course so I'm going to go back to regular captions now. Thanks for all the help everyone!

Monday 17 December 2012

Maid Magic


Here's another caption for the 3 subscribers - thanks a lot to all of you!

Fräulein



1000 views - thanks to everyone who helped out! It seemed appropriate that I post a caption related to beer somehow so here it is - enjoy!

The opening line translates roughly as: "By drinking this beer, you agree to work for this pub. Do you understand?"

Thanks to the person who commented to make the translation accurate! :)

Sunday 16 December 2012

Into the Water (Guest cap)


Here's a caption that someone else sent to me which I agreed to proofread and host on my blog - hope you enjoy it!

I've been pretty busy writing some new captions of my own so I hope I can share them with you soon!