May you never have that experience Emily! This trumps walking out of the bathroom with tissue on your stilletos!
I have to admit that while I admire this caption, I don't really like it. This cap really does describe a horrible nightmare all too well.
Thanks for the feedback Linda. I have to admit, I didn't enjoy the images I conjured up writing it much, either I think it's good to get outside of your comfort zone though. I always try to do different thinkgs so I avoid getting into a rut with my captions. I doubt I'll write anything of this nature again but it was a worthwhile exercise I think :)