Saturday, 29 December 2012

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Fancy Dress (Guest cap)

This one was sent in to me by Alice C - thanks! I've added a short bit at the side regarding guest captions and requests, so if you've got ideas feel free to contact me :)

Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Corruption at Christmas

One final treat as the day draws to a close... here's something a little more raunchy than normal for you to sink your teeth into. Hope you've enjoyed the captions and all had a wonderful christmas! :)

Christmas Wish

Here's a third caption for Christmas Day, and there's one still to come! Merry Christmas everyone!

Carol Singer

Being Herself

Merry Christmas everyone! I've gone on a bit of a festive spree and written a bunch of captions for you which I'll post throughout the day. Here's a sentimental one to start us off... here's hoping each and every one of you can be accepted for who you are this Christmas!

Sunday, 23 December 2012

Upset? (Guest cap)

Hey all! This is another caption that I agreed to proofread and post on behalf of someone else. I'd be happy to do this for anyone else too - in fact I'm considering opening up a 'guest' section (like the sections for short, long, serial etc) to showcase work sent to me by others. If there's anyone who'd be interested please let me know in the comments, or e-mail me ( any captions you've written!

Also note that whilst these two are anonymous, I'd have no problem giving named credit if you want it! :)

Old Habits

Friday, 21 December 2012

Locked Out

Well I think my request has run it's course so I'm going to go back to regular captions now. Thanks for all the help everyone!

Monday, 17 December 2012

Maid Magic

Here's another caption for the 3 subscribers - thanks a lot to all of you!


1000 views - thanks to everyone who helped out! It seemed appropriate that I post a caption related to beer somehow so here it is - enjoy!

The opening line translates roughly as: "By drinking this beer, you agree to work for this pub. Do you understand?"

Thanks to the person who commented to make the translation accurate! :)

Sunday, 16 December 2012

Into the Water (Guest cap)

Here's a caption that someone else sent to me which I agreed to proofread and host on my blog - hope you enjoy it!

I've been pretty busy writing some new captions of my own so I hope I can share them with you soon!

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Phoning for Help

Hey all. Sadly my time for captions has been really limited lately so as of yet I'm unable to sit down and have a proper attempt at finishing off the caption series. In the meantime here's a quick caption to tide you over - I'm glad I was able to keep it nice and short for once!

Friday, 21 September 2012

High School Domination (for Jake)

I just loved this hot picture that one of you sent to me with a request for a caption! I ended up taking some inspiration from Evie's writing style for it (you can find her blog here). Enjoy!

Thursday, 20 September 2012

Breaking and Entering


Just thought I'd post a quick message regarding my recent inactivity. I've not had an awful lot of free time on my hands lately, but I've finally found a week or two when I'm free so hopefully I can stay motivated and write lots of captions! I'm setting an unofficial goal to hit 100 captions before life goes crazy again - as I'm posting this I think the count stands at 83 so there's still some way to go. Wish me luck!

I've been working on some requests lately too. For those of you who have requested captions from me rest assured I haven't forgotten about you and hopefully you'll see one or two requests popping up here in the near future.

Thanks for your patience everyone! :)

Little Black Dress

Here's a short one for today - if only such things existed! :)

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Crossdressing Nightmare

I went in a different direction than originally intended with this one. Isn't this every crossdresser's ultimate fear?

Friday, 20 July 2012

Friday, 6 July 2012

Boat Party (for Crystal)

Hey everyone! A couple of months back one of you took the time to e-mail me some images with the request that I have a go at captioning them. I'm always up for new inspiration and love a challenge, and honestly I'dve gotten round to it sooner if I hadn't been so busy of late.

Anyway, here's what I came up with for one of the images - hope you enjoy it Crystal! If anyone else has any requests please feel free to e-mail me and I'll see what I can do!

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

High Bar for High Stakes

Well, the olympics are right round the corner and they're running an Olympics-themed caption contest over at Rachel's Haven. Having been away for a while what better way to return than with some captions based on the beautiful and inspirational athletes who will be competing from all across the world? This is my first entry - hope you enjoy it!

I'm back!

Hey everyone! Long time no captioning, huh?

Sorry for my absence but it's the summer now and I find myself with free time to make new captions at long last. Hope you didn't miss me too much ;)

Thursday, 10 May 2012


Thanks for the support everyone! I'll have some captions for you later but for now I'll leave you with the jaw-dropping Zooey Deschanel.

Friday, 20 April 2012

New Layout

Hey everyone! Just thought I'd post to ask for your thoughts of the current redesign. I've tried to take into account the suggestions I received from your comments, and am still open to others if there's anything else you want to see!

The most notable changes are the new title banner and the tabs for short, medium, long or serial captions. I also re-added the labels cloud to the side (which had disappeared for some reason without me noticing), as well as making a custom favicon. What do you all think? :)

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Becoming Nao

Another spring entry. I had all sorts of ideas rattling around for this one but I think I'm finally happy with this - what do you think?

Wednesday, 18 April 2012


I originally set out for this to be a short caption, but 200 words puts it firmly in the 'medium' category - darnit! Making shorter captions is going to be harder than I thought!

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Shorter caps?

Hey all,

I'm interested to know how many of you would appreciate it if I wrote some shorter captions now and then. Many of my captions are substantial in length, and I think it might make a nice change of pace if I were to throw in some shorter ones once in a while.

On a somewhat-related note, I'm also considering adding tabs to the top to filter the captions here by certain categories. This idea was originally just going to separate my captions into short, medium and long, but I wondered if there were any other categories you'd like to see? A section for the more sincere or sentimental captions, perhaps? Let me know what you guys think!

Also, apologies if the layout goes through some changes as I try to implement this - it may take me some time!

Friday, 13 April 2012


My third entry into the April contest. I tried to push myself to do something a bit different with this one, hopefully it turned out ok!

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Thursday, 5 April 2012

A free woman

I have decided to enter into the April 2012 caption contest over at Rachel's Haven and I'll be posting my entries here. This means you can be expecting some more easter/spring themed caps from me over the next few days!

Wednesday, 4 April 2012


Hey all. Just wanted to give a shout out for a couple of my favourite TG blogs which, as well as being very enjoyable, have helped to inspire me in some of my work. I added links to the side so if you're not familiar with them already, go check them out!